ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING(:

p4perwingss:

everyone who reblogs this tonight, i will send a message in your ask

it could be anything, from one word to a paragraph

you don’t even need to follow me

just reblog

and i wil

theyellowbrickroad:

santa sees you when youre sleeping and sometimes he wishes youd cover up a bit more

Cosmo Sex Tip #569

ageotropic:

If using the pull out technique, wrap your legs around his waist when he is about to climax and whisper sensually into his ear “May the odds be ever in your favor”

Reblog if your penis is perfect.
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
me at school: don't even look at me peasants

kenny-kong:

cant oprah just pay for me to go to college or something

me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on